justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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like-a-pig-in-a-war:

shadedspriter:

rainbownexus:

like-a-pig-in-a-war:

hidden-species-series:

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

I think thats creepy becuase they’re literally just like walking around and not trying to be sexual.

Yeah like masturbate to whatever you want in private IDGAF but I doubt anyone wants to hear about 14 year olds wanking (or they shouldn’t, anyway) and that last comment is spot on. When I go out looking like that (or you know, not remotely that good because I’m not Megan Fox) part of the point is wanting a break from being seen as sexual. Can’t control what goes on in peoples’ heads of course and I accept that, but I wouldn’t be pleased to be informed of it. 

Pretty sure this was the onion or similar news site rather than real news

It is from clickholeofficial The Onion’s Buzzfeed/Upworthy parody.
“Inspiring! This Teen Only Masturbates To Pre-Photoshopped Images Of Models And Actresses”
Other clickhole Articles:
“This Loyal Dog Refuses To Leave A Grave That Has Peanut Butter On It”

I’m so disappointed in myself for not realising this.

nah it’s a legit mistake (clearly made by a fair few people looking at the notes), it’s more the OP who dropped the ball as they’ll have had the source…
like-a-pig-in-a-war:

hidden-species-series:

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

I think thats creepy becuase they’re literally just like walking around and not trying to be sexual.

Yeah like masturbate to whatever you want in private IDGAF but I doubt anyone wants to hear about 14 year olds wanking (or they shouldn’t, anyway) and that last comment is spot on. When I go out looking like that (or you know, not remotely that good because I’m not Megan Fox) part of the point is wanting a break from being seen as sexual. Can’t control what goes on in peoples’ heads of course and I accept that, but I wouldn’t be pleased to be informed of it. 

Pretty sure this was the onion or similar news site rather than real news

myutsuu:

'you're too old for pokemon'

I believe we are called VETERAN TRAINERS, THANK YOU

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cute-overload:

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